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If you go more than half a mile north or south of Main Street in downtown Spartanburg, South Carolina, there’s a good chance you’ll get shanked, shot, robbed, offered fentanyl, or all of those things at once.
Meet Blaze, the new official mascot of the Department of Veterans Affairs.
Not all new privates are dumb. Our comprehensive guide will help you figure out which ones are.
All troops masturbate downrange, but not all in the same place. Where they choose to do it is crucial to understanding who they are.
Mark “The Sandman” Davis loves guns and dressing up like a tactical Grim Reaper, yet he’ll do whatever it takes to avoid actual danger.
Headed to Army Basic Training and worried about the infamous gas chamber? You should be. Our step-by-step visual guide will show you why.
An Air Force staff sergeant showed courage, ingenuity, and psychotic disregard for his own safety when he tore open an MRE with his pearly whites.
On July 11, New York City’s Department of Emergency Management released a PSA advising residents on what to do in the event of a nuclear attack.
If the United States military wants more good troops, they’re going to have to get with the times and make some concessions. But never fear, Uncle Sam, we’ve got some great ideas.
The Pentagon plans to spend approximately $27.1 million in fiscal year 2023 on balloons used for surveillance and homeland defense.
Should you confront a potential stolen valor guy? Does the US leave its allies out to dry after making years of promises to them as they risked their lives for our rushed foreign policy decisions?
In this installment of “Dear Jack,” Marine veteran Jack Mandaville offers advice on what to do when you think an exotic dancer likes you.
When traveling overseas for deployment, it’s important to stay hydrated. But that means you might end up with a piss bag in your hands.
Just because humanity is slowly being wiped out by a zombie apocalypse doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun.
Considered the last true quiet professionals of the United States military, special operations K9s generally never talk about their service.
In this installment of “Dear Jack,” Marine veteran Jack Mandaville offers advice on how to make it out of an active ambush.
In this installment of “Dear Jack,” Marine veteran Jack Mandaville offers advice on how to make it as a veteran in the civilian world.
“I’ve never been on a boat that didn’t have strippers on it,” said World War II vet Walter McArthur.
Did a civilian just thank you for your service? We’re sorry that happened to you. Don’t worry though, we’re here to guide you through it.
NASA announced Thursday that it’s assembling a team to investigate the scientific evidence for unidentified aerial phenomena (cough, aliens).
Veterans are like penises. No two are the same. A vet will often get pigeonholed into one stereotype, but there’s more to us than that.
We hope the Taliban can get these vehicles fixed up in a motor pool and back on the roads they’ve been filling with IEDs for the past 20 years.
It’s that time of the year again. But I’m not talkin’ about a somber day of remembrance — I’m talkin’ about Memorial Day SALES, SALES, SALES!
A Special Forces weapons sergeant has claimed that maybe he isn’t the dumbest guy on his team after managing to successfully hammer a nail.
Reports surfaced of a Space Force special operations cadre member maliciously wounding a candidate in Space Ranger Assessment and Selection.